tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post3576730154040140737..comments2024-02-24T05:19:10.949-05:00Comments on Durham-in-Wonderland: Untitled Postkcjohnson9http://www.blogger.com/profile/09625813296986996867noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-55438551364399348232007-08-18T05:59:00.000-04:002007-08-18T05:59:00.000-04:00Thanks for interesting article.Thanks for interesting article.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-17656275454220828862007-07-14T08:14:00.000-04:002007-07-14T08:14:00.000-04:007:49No, this is KC's tribute to the Unchained Melo...7:49<BR/>No, this is KC's tribute to the Unchained Melody, <BR/>and to the Malevich's "Suprematist Composition White on White"<BR/> (and "Black Square.")machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14248016116043347912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-49192836740848932382007-07-14T07:51:00.000-04:002007-07-14T07:51:00.000-04:00Is Casey pregnant? Rumor has it that he missed a...Is Casey pregnant? Rumor has it that he missed a few periods.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-60025288453459931482007-07-14T07:49:00.000-04:002007-07-14T07:49:00.000-04:00I guess Casey just drew a blank today.I guess Casey just drew a blank today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-13654382471876622602007-07-14T01:39:00.000-04:002007-07-14T01:39:00.000-04:00This post by KC has inspired his commentators to d...This post by KC has inspired his commentators to delve deeper and come closer to the absolute truth about life and lacrosse than I ever thought could be expressed in the English language. I'm proud to have personally known every one of you.wayne fonteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12082812958420391750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-80216674380746500392007-07-14T01:10:00.000-04:002007-07-14T01:10:00.000-04:00Well, at least as informative as Prof Harris' actu...Well, at least as informative as Prof Harris' actual response. I guess that's what is meant by "Creative Writing." What would Lane Williamson have said?<BR/><BR/>5:59: You didn't perchance use one of those old Intel P5's that came up with wrong answers, did you? <BR/><BR/>WF: Indeed. Nothing like a Friday nite open thread.<BR/><BR/>-- no, not <I>that</I> GlennAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-9790320041475901462007-07-14T00:54:00.000-04:002007-07-14T00:54:00.000-04:00stay off Floyd's comment thread, infidels.stay off Floyd's comment thread, infidels.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-1524812309859592002007-07-14T00:00:00.000-04:002007-07-14T00:00:00.000-04:00No doubt about it!!!!! The Communists have sabota...No doubt about it!!!!! The Communists have sabotaged this blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-44395625571758565562007-07-13T22:41:00.000-04:002007-07-13T22:41:00.000-04:00inman, as debrah would say--You're so hot! Sizzli...inman, as debrah would say--You're so hot! Sizzling! ;))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-68096910798612915822007-07-13T22:10:00.000-04:002007-07-13T22:10:00.000-04:00Re: Gregory @ 7:27OK...you have my undying respect...Re: Gregory @ 7:27<BR/><BR/>OK...you have my undying respect...that is too funny. It hurt my ribs I laughed so .....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-90641694016478319482007-07-13T21:10:00.000-04:002007-07-13T21:10:00.000-04:00Haskell, I beleive Merle Travis wrote the lyrics. ...Haskell, I beleive Merle Travis wrote the lyrics. I'm not aware of any other version than the great one by TEF.<BR/><BR/>The Women's Studies frauds would likely lock-up after hearing the song. In protest they would no longer buy coal, even though it would mean freezing their rears-off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-40328257040111603692007-07-13T19:40:00.000-04:002007-07-13T19:40:00.000-04:00Spooky.Spooky.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-56713619580720363942007-07-13T19:33:00.000-04:002007-07-13T19:33:00.000-04:00KC is just speechless at the latest outrages. BT...KC is just speechless at the latest outrages. BTW no justice no peace I first heard that song from Tennessee Ernie Ford.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-14318398242267330922007-07-13T19:27:00.000-04:002007-07-13T19:27:00.000-04:00To: 7:15 -- I think it is wicked effective parody ...To: 7:15 -- I think it is wicked effective parody of the "performance art-like" quality of the 88's scholarship. This is K.C. at his performance art best. Jonathan Swift would stnnd up and salute this satire, if he wasn't so effectively dead. P.S. Apologize now, asshat!<BR/><BR/>________<BR/><BR/>To: Inman -- I have continued my research and discovered that in the long, long ago time, "No" sometimes meant "fruit cup," but that was roughly translated from a eons-dead variation of Latin, and it is now disputed by the more respected schools of Latin etymology. Their thesis? It just doesn't make sense. For example:<BR/><BR/>PERSON 1: "Would you like to have sex?"<BR/><BR/>PERSON 2: "Fruit cup." <BR/><BR/>See? I do believe we need to continue our efforts at understanding this phenomenon so that we can warn the rest of the world about it. <BR/><BR/>__________<BR/><BR/>"The woman first starts sweating, then she quivers, visibly, and within 15 seconds, and this has been scientifically established and peer-reviewed in the New England Journal of Medicine, she has reached a physical climax." -- "Human Female Biological Response Upon First Observation of K.C. Johnson, Published in NATURE (Nov. 2006). MOO! GregoryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-61599442437705409552007-07-13T19:15:00.000-04:002007-07-13T19:15:00.000-04:00Mr. Johnson:A superb essay. Tight and terse -- Pi...Mr. Johnson:<BR/><BR/>A superb essay. Tight and terse -- Pinteresque, one might even say -- in structure. An unbroken series of subaltern spaces, its groundbreaking use of total silence presents a compelling indictment of the vacuity of bourgeois culture itself. Your work starkly illustrates the futility of a search for absolute meaning in text. The tacit questioning of the values of the university and society as a whole, which suffuses the piece, shows a maturity rare indeed for a UWP student.<BR/><BR/>Grade: A<BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work!<BR/><BR/>Joseph HarrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-80948703805572270332007-07-13T19:00:00.000-04:002007-07-13T19:00:00.000-04:00inman, that is a sweet idea. If we can take the id...inman, that is a sweet idea. If we can take the idea even a step further and develop a polygraph-like machine or perhaps a urine-based test similar to the home pregnancy variety, I think we have something! <BR/><BR/>It would save the boy endless fruitless hours of, "But, baby, I really, really, really love you." And it will allow the girl to avoid hours of clumsy groping and broken bra clasps.<BR/><BR/>"... and standing right in the middle of the garden, keeping very much to himself, was K.C. Johnson ...." Genesis 1:2. MOO! GregoryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-69959012017264427852007-07-13T18:56:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:56:00.000-04:00This is the "something" that happened that night.....This is the "something" that happened that night...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-26045010060722062782007-07-13T18:51:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:51:00.000-04:00To: 6:47 --Funny you should mention that, as I had...To: 6:47 --<BR/><BR/>Funny you should mention that, as I had just gone to the toilet and taken a big Levicy. I know it was a Levicy because it was noxious, didn't hold up well under pressure, and it was easily flushed away because of its lack of utility.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-6268082121068584722007-07-13T18:49:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:49:00.000-04:00Actually. Gregory, you have a very interesting and...Actually. Gregory, you have a very interesting and potentially venture-capital backed marketing idea.<BR/><BR/>A pre-packaged set of "how no is this no" questions on an iPhone that effectively circumscribe the situation. You dial in the response...such as "...she said no but clearly didn't mean it..." and then you add the detail through a text message: "because the question was "would you like a new Ferrarri...."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-69165095553376382562007-07-13T18:47:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:47:00.000-04:00K.C. has finally seen the light. This post says n...K.C. has finally seen the light. This post says <I>nothing</I> about the glorious and radiant Tara Levicy, the light of our days who can do no wrong. K.C. now realizes how wrong he was to persecute this poor nurse who has never even so much as farted in the whole of her existence. Now it is time for all the criminal bloggers to cease their campaign of terroritsm!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-12693708918359612442007-07-13T18:44:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:44:00.000-04:00I think we're being prepared for something...I think we're being prepared for something...machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14248016116043347912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-64634035231126608422007-07-13T18:43:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:43:00.000-04:00To: 5:59, 6:11 & 6:19 --Did the Egg and a half not...To: 5:59, 6:11 & 6:19 --<BR/><BR/>Did the Egg and a half not want to get laid? Did she say "no" authoritatively enough? "No" sometimes means "no," and at other times, it means "maybe later" or even "yes, but I need more convincing." <BR/><BR/>Did the Chick and a half that laid the Egg and a half give the Egg and a half GHB or some other type of date rape drug? <BR/><BR/>Should we just insist that all chicks and all eggs sign written contracts in order to get laid? Will they need their own attorneys and long periods of negotiation and arbitration? <BR/><BR/>If the Egg and a half said "Yes," but later, in mid "lay," said, "No," does the chick have a claim for breach of contract? I can see it now:<BR/><BR/>LAWYER 1: The Egg and a half will agree to be laid at 7:50 p.m. but only if the Chick and a half agrees to use mouthwash and agrees to take a shower.<BR/><BR/>LAWYER 2: No Deal!<BR/><BR/>_______________<BR/><BR/>"The suggestions that K.C. Johnson provided to me ensured that the "Ninth Symphony" became, at long last, listenable." BEETHOVEN, AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, at p. 159 (Zurich Press, 1824). MOO! GregoryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-2657266238322854722007-07-13T18:31:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:31:00.000-04:005:55 inre: #9 coal...Sixteen Tons - Merle TravisI ...5:55 inre: #9 coal...<BR/><BR/>Sixteen Tons - Merle Travis<BR/><BR/>I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine<BR/>Picked up a shovel and I walked to the mine<BR/>I hauled Sixteen Tons of number 9 coal<BR/>And the straw-boss said, "Well, bless my soul"<BR/><BR/><BR/>(Chorus:) <BR/><BR/>You haul Sixteen Tons, whadaya get?<BR/>Another older and deeper in debt<BR/>Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go<BR/>I owe my soul to the company store<BR/><BR/><BR/>Repeat Chorus <BR/><BR/>Born one morning it was drizzle and rain<BR/>Fightin' and Trouble are my middle name<BR/>I was raised in a canebrake by an old mama lion<BR/>And no high-toned woman make me walk the line<BR/><BR/><BR/>Repeat Chorus <BR/><BR/>See me comin' better step aside<BR/>A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died<BR/>I got one fist of iron and the other of steel<BR/>And if the right one don't get ya, the left one will<BR/><BR/><BR/>Repeat Chorus <BR/><BR/>Born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine<BR/>Picked up a shovel and I walked to the mine<BR/>I hauled Sixteen Tons of number 9 coal<BR/>And the straw-boss said, "Well, bless my soul"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Repeat ChorusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-20837455062998792962007-07-13T18:29:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:29:00.000-04:00to 6:26Better Red than a dead red.to 6:26<BR/><BR/>Better Red than a dead red.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32542246.post-72699092398751895992007-07-13T18:28:00.000-04:002007-07-13T18:28:00.000-04:00This post thoroughly encapsulates the positive qua...This post thoroughly encapsulates the positive qualities of the 88 and President Broadhead.<BR/><BR/>In addition it includes a complete list of the things Mike Nifong did right during the course of the Duke lacrosse case.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com